This man is the MASTER of storytelling. He's funny, he's handsome, and he tells hilarious true stories. What more could you want?! But seriously, watch this 9 minute video of Olan Rogers telling a story about his phobias, in specific about spiders. I got so freaked out during this that I couldn't even Google 'black widow' spiders just to see what they look like. Kudos to you, Mr. Rogers.
Also, here are some words of advice from this stud: 'When life hands you zip ties, it's there to ensure that things zip die.'