Tuesday, September 17, 2013

365 Days of Happy - Day 261

I like this because it reminds me of horoscopes, which I love. Mine is cereal, and it's 100% correct. I only wrote down my favorites, so check out the link for more if your breakfastscope isn't listed.

Eggs, bacon, toast, etc
You're an old, retired person or your name is Walt Jr or you have a butler/generous parent because ain't nobody in the coveted 18-34 year old range got time for a full blown breakfast these days. Between waking up and getting 5 more minutes of rest and checking Twitter and checking Facebook and checking Instagram and going back to check Twitter so you can clarify what one of the Instagram posts was in reference to, most of us are just far too busy for a full meal. I mean, rumors swirled about these alleged 'complete breakfasts' and the parts that composed them years ago on cereal commercials, but they were hard to hear over the chomping of Cap'n Crunch.

Toaster Strudels
You're an artist? You're a five year old who is looking forward to folding sheets of construction paper hamburger and hotdog style at school today? Those are the only two viable options here.

You are a promise keeper, which is why you're fulfilling the requests of the 12-year-old you, who always wanted this to happen. They said 'Grow up,' and you said, 'Meh, I guess I will, but Toucan Sam is coming with me, so deal.' It's worth noting that NOBODY eats just one bowl of cereal for breakfast and then leaves it alone for the day. Cereal in the morning means cereal will be making cameos throughout the day for a second, third, or sixth serving as a snack.

You are taking advantage of being a free, decision making adult to the maximum. And hey, even the food pyramid says to use fats, oils and sweets sparingly, so consider every single morning sparingly. If it's jelly-filled, even better. Strawberry is fruit, the donut is basically bread, and you're essentially the healthiest of the unhealthy.

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